The United Kingdoms of Mississippi and Kentucky is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by KING MACK-KEL OF MONTGOMERY with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.734 billion MAKians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montgomery. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming MAKian Citizen economy, worth 550 trillion Kingdom Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,189 Kingdom Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, politicians put their fingers in their ears and sing "la la la la" when walking past lobbyists, and punitive tariffs protect local industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mississippi and Kentucky's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Age of Aquarius.

Mississippi and Kentucky is ranked 9,106^th in the world and 24^th in United States of America for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,072.01 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.